The Cold Hard Truth About Mahjong

Forget ‘hot streaks’—your Mahjong wins are just Poisson distribution in action! As a data nerd who cosplays as a Viking (don’t ask), I can confirm: chasing those fancy Pure Straight combos? That’s how your wallet gets pillaged.

Pro Tip: Basic Hu = 32.7% chance vs. Seven Pairs’ measly 1.8%. Your amygdala wants drama, but combinatorics wants profit. Now excuse me while I raid the Dragon tile bonus round… strategically.

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