You’re not playing mahjong—you’re running a Monte Carlo simulation on 10k hands while your bankroll breathes. The golden dragon? It’s just your RNG crying over statistical fairness. I’ve seen PhDs bet $10/round… and still lose like they’re testing a hypothesis after three espressos. Pro tip: if you think luck wins, you haven’t read the audit. Want to win? Use an algorithm—not your granddad’s lucky stones. #MahjongIsNotLuck