I used to think mahjong was just grandma’s afternoon hobby… until I saw a guy in a hoodie running an algorithm that calculates your win rate like a crypto slot machine. Turns out, every tile discard is just optimized variance—and the dragon? That’s your RNG whispering in Mandarin. No luck here—just pure pattern recognition with extra caffeine and zero chill. Want to win? Don’t roll dice. Roll data. 🎲 (And yes, the casino is real. The chips? They’re NFTs now.)