The Odds Are In Your Favor (If You’re Not Gambling)

So you’re telling me I can win at Mahjong by just… not being terrible?

I’ve optimized Fortune 500 budgets and still can’t beat the ‘Seven Pairs’ hand.

Pro tip: If your strategy involves praying to the bamboo forest gods, you’re doing it wrong.

Budgeting Like a Tech Bro Who Forgot His Wallet

Treat your $1 per hand like a startup runway—burn it fast but know when to pivot.

I set my limit at ‘one coffee’ and lost three hands in a row. Still won’t quit.

Pattern Recognition ≠ Conspiracy Theory

Yes, I tracked discards for 12 rounds. No, the game didn’t care. Each hand is independent—like your last Tinder date.

Final Verdict?

Even experts lose. But hey—at least we’re all playing with the same rules… right?

You ready to go all-in on that Pure Suit? Or just gonna rage-quit into the void? 🎯 Comment below—let’s see who’s really strategic or just emotionally invested in bamboo.