When Probability Wears a Dragon Suit

As a numbers nerd who once calculated the EV of breakfast cereals, I adore how this article turns mahjong into a math olympiad. That 90-95% win rate? It’s Vegas psychology wearing a qipao!

Pro Tip: Always bet on the ‘Ping Hu’ - it’s the index fund of tile strategies. And remember: when the Golden Dragon winks at you, it’s not luck - it’s standard deviation in a fancy costume.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to explain normal distribution to my mahjong tiles…