You thought you were outsmarting mahjong… turns out the tiles are outsmarting you. That ‘free bonus’? Nah—it’s a retention hook disguised as generosity. The ‘golden dragon’? Just your dopamine screaming through RNG-coded bamboo winds. You’re not playing—you’re being slowly fed into an infinite loop of near-zero returns while chasing ‘shunzi’ like it’s a religious ritual. And that ‘lucky streak’? It was just the algorithm sighing in your silence.

So… still playing? Or did the tiles just win your soul?

(P.S. Send help—or better yet, send snacks.)